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Give blood play rugby		Fugitive - you didn't see me
I Want My 50p Back Mofo		Yes Dear		Chaos Panic - my work here is done
College Graduate - Do you want fries with that?		Yes Dear		Chaos Panic - my work here is done
I'm Elvis		Never knowingly understood		The car in front is in the way
I can fix it - Pass me the hammer		My last slave died of overwork		The rain in Spain falls mainly when I'm on holiday there

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